Overheard at a party on Friday night:
"I keep having to wipe my glasses to get the makeup off and I haven't even hugged any women yet!"
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A Check
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Yesterday, the mail came at the regular time. It contained my lily bulbs
for planting in my meager flower beds, and The Check. The Check is drawn on
th...
7 hours ago
1 comment:
LMAO!
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