You are encouraged to take it all off at a beach near you. The Naturist Society would like for you to do yard work, household chores, conference calls, and exercise—in nothing but your birthday suit.
OK. Can we back up a bit here? Going nude on the gym floor at LeFittes will get me kicked out. Trust me. There are some people that I don't want to see nude...not even in the lockerroom.
Running nude at Memorial Park will get me arrested and thrown in the pokey. Plus it might be a bit uncomfortable running 3 miles in nothing but a pair of running shoes.
Yard work? I don't do yard work. Just because I have a Mexican last name doesn't mean I do yard work.
Household chores? Hmmm. Probably shouldn't fry bacon in the nude.
Anywho. If I had a body like some of these folks, I might consider going to a nude beach. I don't. And I won't.
If you decide to shake what your momma gave you and celebrate Nude Recreation Week, I wish you a week full of happiness (and stay away from the Poison Ivy)!
P.S. Remember on Designing Women when they were explaining the difference between being naked and nekkid? It is something like this...naked is when you don't have on any clothes and nekkid is when you don't have on any clothes and you get caught doing something.
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8 comments:
I've been known to blog in the buff.....
If I looked like that, I'd never buy clothes...
I've got news for you Tim. Every week is NRW at my house in our 7 months of summer. I get so damn tired of people asking me: "why did it take you so long to answer the door". Now at least you know.
Nekkidity. If I had a wonderful bod, I wouldn't mind getting caught nekkid.
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