Me: So. I took your advice and went to Mission Burrito last night.
Neighbor #1: How was it?
Me: Well. As I was walking to the door of the restaurant and I realized I didn't have my billfold so I came home.
Neighbor #1: And you didn't want to go back?
Me: I had some frozen taquitos.
Neighbor #2: I'm sure they would have given you credit. You could have promised to come back and pay them.
Me: That only works for Tina Turner. Ike Turner didn't beat me up so I couldn't tell them that I promise to pay them back if they would just let me have a burrito.
Neighbor #2: You might have been able to convince them that you were Tina Turner.
Me: (thinking...maybe if it was a Saturday night)
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2 comments:
LOL!
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If you would have had Kaye Sedilla with you, you could have ended up with burritos, appetizers, desert, and all the margartitas you wanted!
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