Seriously! I need a maid! I need someone to do my laundry and fold it. I hate doing laundry and more than that I hate folding it.
At The Calvinator's Upper Kirby Crib, we have a trash fairy. Monday thru Friday, before you go to bed, you set the trash out by your door. When you awaken the next morning, voila the trash is gone. Maybe for Christmas I'll get a laundry fairy.