I have quite a bit to say but it's all over the map and some of it isn't very nice. So, WWCMD? She would sing a song? Read you your rights? Post gratuitous photos?Your Carmen Miranda Rights:
1. You have the right to wear big headdresses.
2. You have the right to wear fruit on your head.
3. You have the right to wear platform shoes.
4. You have the right to wear dresses with many ruffles and show your stomach.
5. You have the right to wear many necklaces.
6. You have the right to smile big.
7. You have the right to sing silly songs.
8. You have the right to say, "Aye, aye, aye."
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