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Showing posts with label Designing Women. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010
Monday, July 7, 2008
Nude Recreation Week
I never knew this but the week after July 4th (Independence Day) is Nude Recreation Week. In fact, this year marks the 32nd Annual event! Who knew?
You are encouraged to take it all off at a beach near you. The Naturist Society would like for you to do yard work, household chores, conference calls, and exercise—in nothing but your birthday suit.
OK. Can we back up a bit here? Going nude on the gym floor at LeFittes will get me kicked out. Trust me. There are some people that I don't want to see nude...not even in the lockerroom.
Running nude at Memorial Park will get me arrested and thrown in the pokey. Plus it might be a bit uncomfortable running 3 miles in nothing but a pair of running shoes.
Yard work? I don't do yard work. Just because I have a Mexican last name doesn't mean I do yard work.
Household chores? Hmmm. Probably shouldn't fry bacon in the nude.
Anywho. If I had a body like some of these folks, I might consider going to a nude beach. I don't. And I won't.
If you decide to shake what your momma gave you and celebrate Nude Recreation Week, I wish you a week full of happiness (and stay away from the Poison Ivy)!
P.S. Remember on Designing Women when they were explaining the difference between being naked and nekkid? It is something like this...naked is when you don't have on any clothes and nekkid is when you don't have on any clothes and you get caught doing something.
You are encouraged to take it all off at a beach near you. The Naturist Society would like for you to do yard work, household chores, conference calls, and exercise—in nothing but your birthday suit.
OK. Can we back up a bit here? Going nude on the gym floor at LeFittes will get me kicked out. Trust me. There are some people that I don't want to see nude...not even in the lockerroom. Running nude at Memorial Park will get me arrested and thrown in the pokey. Plus it might be a bit uncomfortable running 3 miles in nothing but a pair of running shoes.Yard work? I don't do yard work. Just because I have a Mexican last name doesn't mean I do yard work.Household chores? Hmmm. Probably shouldn't fry bacon in the nude.
Anywho. If I had a body like some of these folks, I might consider going to a nude beach. I don't. And I won't.
If you decide to shake what your momma gave you and celebrate Nude Recreation Week, I wish you a week full of happiness (and stay away from the Poison Ivy)!
P.S. Remember on Designing Women when they were explaining the difference between being naked and nekkid? It is something like this...naked is when you don't have on any clothes and nekkid is when you don't have on any clothes and you get caught doing something.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Conversation
Stranger: Are you from New Orleans?
Me: Nope. Have spent quite a bit of time there for pleasure and business.
Stranger: Ah. I guess that's why you look familiar. I saw you earlier and thought I knew you from New Orleans.
Me: You probably saw me many times! LOL
Those of you who know me really well know that I *heart* New Orleans and I have created many a memory there. I think it's funny that a native of New Orleans actually recognized me. LOL I guess I've spent WAY too much there.
The conversation then continued about him living here only 6 weeks. I told him that I consider New Orleans Houston's biggest eastern suburb. You see...
It seems that everytime I go there I run into someone from Houston.
Which reminds of one of my favorite Designing Women quotes:
"I have seen every form of debauchery allowed under Napoleonic Code!" -Julia Sugarbaker
Me: Nope. Have spent quite a bit of time there for pleasure and business.
Stranger: Ah. I guess that's why you look familiar. I saw you earlier and thought I knew you from New Orleans.
Me: You probably saw me many times! LOL
Those of you who know me really well know that I *heart* New Orleans and I have created many a memory there. I think it's funny that a native of New Orleans actually recognized me. LOL I guess I've spent WAY too much there.
The conversation then continued about him living here only 6 weeks. I told him that I consider New Orleans Houston's biggest eastern suburb. You see...
It seems that everytime I go there I run into someone from Houston.
Which reminds of one of my favorite Designing Women quotes:
"I have seen every form of debauchery allowed under Napoleonic Code!" -Julia Sugarbaker
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