Overheard

Person A to Person B: "I find you attactive in an odd sort of way."

Person C to Person B: "You look like a pedophile."

Person D to Person B: "You look really hot with that mustache. Can I unbutton your shirt? I think you look really hot."
Person B to Person D: "A fake mustache turns you on? If I had only known after all of these years!"